Maya LOVES her friend Lorelei.
Lorelei? meh.
Oh she loves you too. Just in that way a big kid loves to hang with little kids. Don't worry, you'll grow on her more and pretty soon she won't be able to resist your constant charms.
Little does Lorelei realize that not letting her push the cart can very easily lead to this.
With a little of this
Oh yes the tantrums are fast and furious these days. What happened the other day? oh yeah, I asked if you were hungry.
Lost. Your. Marbles.
Wow. You would have thought I poked you with a high-caliber staple gun. Nope. Just tried to offer a little yogurt or something like that.
Makes me want to pour another glass of wine just thinking about it.
In fact...
Love,
Daddy