Maya: (referencing the combination of corn and egg in her fried rice.) "Corn and egg? What's that?"
Mommy: "it's corn. And egg. I'm not sure it gets more simple than that."
Maya: "I don't want that. Forever and ever and ever."
Daddy: "Have you been watching the Shining?"
Maya: (with a dismissive look) "I don't even know what that means."
Maya: (continues to shovel fried rice with corn and egg down her gullet.)
I can't make this stuff up people.
