If this is 4, what is 14 going to be like?

Dear Mai,

Today was ridiculous. We were trying to head out of the house for a quick road trip and this hit. The sad club.

Mommy and I were trying to have fun and said "c'mon! Join the fun team! We're ready to go!" Which you moped to the chair at the opposite end of the room and replied "I'm in the sad team"

So not only did you pull your typical 4 y/o BS like us asking you to put on your shoes and you took off your socks instead, but we also had to deal with this emo driven, teen-like BS!

At one point we were on track again and then you slipped back into your morrisey loving like behavior, "I'm in the nothing club." And you sauntered off with your head down at the slowest, saddest pace i could ever imagine. Drama. Wow.

You also have this fixation with taking something, anything upstairs when it's nighttime. Yesterday you took up the chair cushion. What is that? Is that normal 4 y/o behavior? Ayiyi...

Love you my complex little girl,

Daddy